Alena Smith, Playwright 2009
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The Lacy Project
HARRIET
Ah, the way that tatting makes your bustle shimmer ... oh would you ever allow me to borrow your dress?
OLIVIA
Poor Harriet. I’m afraid such an exchange would be impossible. For our gowns are sewn to our very skin.
HARRIET
Ah, ‘tis true. Such is our lot.
OLIVIA
Plus, even if I could get it off, my gear would not flatter you. For you have a fat cloth tummy, whilst I have sensuous plastic curves.
HARRIET
You are indeed quite plastic. You are plastic from your teeth to your toenails. Your very soul is plastic, dearest Olivia.
OLIVIA
Oh, yeah? Well, thank you, Harriet. I like totally take that as a compliment.
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